My dear moist god of sex and broccoli, it is so bloody dry here, snow and ice, but no water no water at all. My hands are chapped, my eyes are chapped, my lips are chapped... this really chaps my ass.
Anyhoo,

movin' to the country, I'm gonna eat me alot of peaches

Now ,replace "country" with "BC" and "peaches" with "girlfriend" and you get the picture of where I'm going this weekend.
See ya Bitches... (incert Dave Chapelle's laugh)!
PS: I know it's wednesday, but well I'm leaving early.
PSXtreme:
You will all now address me as:
Illinois Rasputin, the fire breathing Teuton
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I like my women like I like my coffee...
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Hot and strong...
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...And with a spoon in them.
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~ Despite the name I'm reptile all the way! ~
~ The only thing that makes the impossible possible is that the impossible is actually possible! I think... ~
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